Info on the 25 Movie

25 The Movie Casting Notice
Submission Form at bottom of page.

1. President Arschloch: male, Hispanic, mid-fifties, good-looking with a  Romney head of hair, a cheerful but dim bulb, Demands getting his own way;
2. First Hottie: female, eighteen years old, hot as a five dollar pistol, speaks boarding school French, ditsy and happily homicidal;
3. Vice-President: female, an attractive forty-year old with a metro-sexual look, used to taking orders, a bit mousey, an English-major type;
4. Chief-Of-Staff: female, gorgeous, mid-twenties, former hooker with a heart of cast iron, used to giving orders;
5. Zeke: male, mid-twenties, plump, short, innocent, too creative for his own good, puzzled by life;
6. General: female, Asian decent, small, a bundle of frustrated energy, plagued by indecision, just wants to smoke a doobie and get high;
7. General Invisible: male (voice only), African-American, mid-sixties, basso-profundo voice, competent and decisive;
8. Jackie: female, all-American girl, mid-thirties to mid-forties, good biceps, decisive and self-important, but confused by life’s complexities, which she simplifies quickly;
9. Hench Woman: female, mid-sixties, school teacher look, hair in a bun, round rimless glasses
10. Morgan: female,  a tough-looking middle-aged reporter,  thin, ironic  and a drinker;
11. Surgeon: male, Little Person, mid-forties to mid-fifties, irate and puzzled by the idiots in the U.S. government;
12. A. Eichmann: male, forty years old, a tired-looking librarian, thin build, thick glasses, his every sentence is a kind of sigh;
13. Anesthesiologist: male, mid-fifties, tall, thin, pale, a long fencing scar along his cheek, a monocle for glasses;
14. Mrs. Jones: female, African-American, a large woman, mid to late fifties, scowl on her face, warm-hearted behind that;
15. Ryan: male, mid-twenties, slightly plump and rumpled, a geek who tries to please those around him;
16. Weak Voice: male, fearful and worried, in a state of perpetual panic;
17. Rabbi: male, seventies, short, thin, alcoholic lines on his face, stooping and  bedraggled;
18. Irma: female, a firecracker of a girl, short, good-looking, mid-thirties, brunette;
19. Momma Eichmann: female, mid-sixties, a plump fireball, very bright although she looks like she belongs in a soup line; 
20. Eichmann Family Maid: female, mid-twenties to mid-thirties, beautiful blonde, average height, reserved but easily stimulated by the sight of firearms.
    
21. Hispanic Laborer: male, Hispanic, mid-forties, short, stocky, nice hair;
22. White House Staffer (female): female, twenties to thirties, plain-looking, deferential;
23. White House Staffer (male): males, twenties to thirties, plain-looking, deferential;
24. Radio Announcer: male, velvety voice, mid-fifties